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Xia ye ban sets of chain and a woman, a man followed bad plot, the women's fear of passing through the cemetery, the inspiral At the tomb said: "dad, I come back, ah open the door." big men fear, run away.women's peace of mind, Was about to leave the grave in all of a sudden came the ominous sound: "the daughter, Wang Dai you the keys." horrified woman, And run away.drilled in a tomb from the raider said: "I heldup, scared to death of you!" Raider's voice faded, it was found next to the old man had a tombstone is engraved with a chisel, out of curiosity, asked, The old man said angrily: "they carved my name wrong." raider great fear, Run and flee.an old man sneered: "I am pinching and also some young ......" being said, accidentally chisel off the ground, The old man about to pick up a bent, the chisel was found in bushes in the grip of a hand, the old man is surprised, a voice said: "yes you Frightened old man pigunniaoliu, rolling down the hill side.at this time, a scavengers from climbing out of the bushes: "alas" In recent years have engaged in a piece of scrap metal feizhemeda strong! "